Why should the mainstream media have all the fun?

Here it is. No wind up, no pitch, just the complaint filed against Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, courtesy of the U.S. Department of Justice.

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/iln/pr/chicago/2008/pr1209_01a.pdf

FYI: You’ve probably heard many of these words and phrases on the trading floor, loading dock and at dog fights, but the language from the transcripts is truly not for sensitive souls.

Enjoy.