Posts Tagged ‘hedge fund’

The Stones!

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Another convicted hedge fund fraudster is back in the news, having filed a lawsuit against his alma mater for his university degree.

You may remember Hakan Yalincak and his fictitious Daedalus Capital Relative Value Fund; back in 2005 he pleaded guilty to one count of bank fraud and one count of wire fraud after he and his mother, Ayfer Yalincak (also known as “Jackie Yalincak,” also known as “Ayferefat Yalincak,” also known as “Ayfer Elgezdi Yalincak,” also known as “Irene Kelly,”- ed. I love that part!) were indicted for fraudulently soliciting more than $7 million from investors.

Yalincak’s move to get his degree transcends pathetic to achieve the sublime for several reasons.

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…and the law won

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

CNBC is reporting that Sam Israel III turned himself in the morning, surrendering to police in Southwick, MA.

This is one of those good news/bad news situations. It’s clearly good news that the guy who perpetrated a $450 million fraud is going to serve time for the crimes in which he participated.

It’s bad news in that by the time I get the video from “America’s Most Wanted,” which aired on June 28, the story will be kind of stale; and my hopes of seeing him arrested on an episode of COPS have been dashed. Couldn’t you just see him racing out of his mobile home, disoriented and wearing in a dingy wife beater, flashing his blue bird tatoo? Am I the only one laughing?

I guess I’m going to have to find something new to goof on in the blog.

Have you heard the one about Hakan Yalincak? Stay tuned…

Wanted by the U.S. Marshals: Samuel Israel III

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

OK, here it is, Sam Israel III’s wanted poster. while it’s not necessarilly suitable for framing, I for one thought you might want to have a look.

The latest from the Associated Press is that this is now officially a manhunt and that the search of the Hudson River has ended.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FOR INFORMATION CONTACT:
June 17, 2008 (800) 336-0102

Wanted by the U.S. Marshals: Samuel Israel III

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The United States Marshals Service is seeking information in its investigation to locate and apprehend federal fugitive Samuel Israel III.

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